The Flathead County Sheriff’s Office was contacted by a landlord — who had been drinking — who was illegally evicting his tenants on Wildcat Road. He told a dispatcher they were causing problems, and if he had to fight that “things are going to get Western!”

A Moose Street woman in Coram who complained that her neighbor threatened to shoot her cat and once fired a .22 into the ground to scare her cats away from his chicken coop was advised to try and be a more responsible pet owner by keeping her cats from wandering.

A Shady Lane man complained about a woman who walked into his house after talking to his wife outside. He was upset because he was naked when she came in, and he didn’t want her inside the home.

A man was arrested following a five-man brawl on Nucleus Avenue in Columbia Falls in which four of the men were fighting the fifth man.

A woman decided to make things easy on herself and deputies by turning herself in on a felony warrant.

A thief made an aquatic acquisition on East Village Drive in Bigfork, stealing a pair of buoys.

An injured duck was seen waddling across U.S. 2 East near Kalispell.

An upset Martin City woman said her landlord entered her Old U.S. 2 East home while she was gone and unplugged all of her appliances.

A woman was arrested for drunken driving after being seen all over the road on U.S. 2 East in Hungry Horse before driving up onto a curb and eventually getting out of the vehicle — with a child — and going inside a store.

A motorist reported another driver with whom he was acquainted was trying to ram him on Middle Road in Columbia Falls. He said the other motorist and his passenger had golf clubs and bats.

A business owner contacted the Kalispell Police Department to report someone ripped apart the fence around her business to get into the yard.

A Third Avenue West woman found something in her garden she didn’t remember planting — a 10-inch knife.

A man took one step forward and two steps back when he went into a First Avenue West business to pick up an application and came back out to discover his tools had been stolen from his truck.

An overzealous and fraudulent telemarketer told a South Woodland Drive woman he had her address and was going to kill her and her son.

The Whitefish Police Department responded to Wisconsin Avenue for a report of asinine arachnid activity when a man was harassed by several other men wearing Spider-Man masks who followed him to a nearby high school.

A family matter led to an arrest on West Eighth Street, where a drunken, irate man was causing problems at his mother’s house.

When the Columbia Falls Police Department investigated a report of a child screaming on Sixth Street West, officers made contact with residents who said they had been howling like dogs.

A concerned dog owner was worried about a Cedar Pointe Loop home where there is always a dog at large. She said she was afraid her dog would eat the loose dog for lunch.

Polson Police officers arrested a person for assault at KwaTaqNuk Resort Casino.