GREENS: Gored by Cliff Harris

Cliff, you got everybody in a tizzy! You have disturbed the sacred religion of GORAL! All the minions will now dismantle you with big words like quack and debunked. They all send money five times a day for carbon credits to the high priest himself. Is it just me or do those letters sound really alike? Like made by the same person. I don’t know if they exist or not, or if they all get the same hyperbole emails from GORAL central to instantly send out against anybody disturbing the green money grab.

Please tell me oh minions exactly what will happen if our emissions go to zero. Will you escape in your precious Prius, oh wait, they can’t make or deliver those anymore. That and the life cycle cost of your electric car is far more than my gas guzzler. Maybe you can charge your phone with a solar cell. Oh wait, manufacturing those releases greenhouse gases over 23,000 times worse than CO2. See, that number is much bigger than your puny 130 times AGW vs. volcano.

Maybe some of you are too young to remember we should be in an ice age right now according to the same pinheads who later screamed warming and now it is just plain climate change. Kind of like the less change I have in my pocket since the illegal alien took office.

GEORGE BEAUCHESNE

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