Potty humor reaches tipping point
Daily Inter-Lake | UPDATED 10 years, 2 months AGO
Kalispell Police Department responded to a report of criminal mischief at Lawrence Park when someone saw a group of youths tip a portable toilet over. Some of them later agreed to pick up the portable toilet.
Six unruly men allegedly followed another man from a store to his car telling him they were “going to kick his ass,” on First Avenue East North.
It wasn’t all about that bass when police received two complaints about loud music. Someone on Appleway Drive said “kids” living above their apartment were blasting loud music. Loud speakers and loud people on the back porch of a bar and grill could be heard by a resident of a nearby apartment building.
A woman on Appleway Drive said their dog was attacked by a neighbor’s dog and they felt that the neighbor was using the dog to threaten her and her family. She had animal control come out but was unable to do anything since the dog was on private property.
A concerned parent called police on Denver Avenue and Santa Fe Street to report that their children were sent home from school with a letter that stated, “this morning at the bus stop at above location, three trucks were driving around the area taking pictures of their son.”
Cold weather is having a chilling effect with the recent number of stolen jackets. A man reported a Spyder jacket, valued at $750, was stolen from a vehicle on Hutton Ranch Road. Two jackets and a beanie worth about $280 were shoplifted by a woman from a Treeline Road store.
A woman was concerned about what an agitated man on North Meridan Road might do when he reportedly said “the people at the post office are going to be mean to him.”
A chop saw was taken from a man’s driveway on Fourth Avenue East.
A man on Fourth Avenue West said he saw about four students on top of the roof of an auto shop who were possibly trying to break in. It appeared to him they were jumping onto a lower building or shed and then climbed onto the auto shop building.
Someone at a store on East Idaho Street said they saw a man dragging a yellow dog that looked like it had “some serious hip dysplasia,” on a hill behind the store. The man had another dog with him. Police were unable to find anyone matching a description given of the man.
An intoxicated man called Whitefish Police Department from Central Avenue to report his car — which belonged to his parents — had been parked behind a bar, but was now missing despite having the car keys in his hand. The vehicle was soon located across the street and the man took a taxi home.
A man on East Fourth Street wanted police assistance because his aunt and sister-in-law were at the high school “interfering with his children’s education.”
A store owner on Ninth Street West reported a suspicious customer who possibly had been drinking, was acting strange and talking to himself to Columbia Falls Police Department.
A woman on Talbot Road called police with some legal questions when she was approached by someone on a trail by a red bridge who told her she had to turn around.