Flathead County Sheriff’s Office took a report from a woman on U.S. 2 in Columbia Falls who was worried that the sounds of her neighbors screaming and crying meant that the pair were being violent with each other. The couple involved told a deputy that their sounds were part of some adult intimate activities and that they were not hurting each other. The deputy asked the duo to keep their volume down so as not to disturb the neighbors.

A deputy was told there was no longer a need for service after a thieving employee in the Bigfork area was caught stealing from a register. The employee returned the money and was immediately fired without further incident.

A Taser was deployed in order to take a man in Bigfork into custody for assault. The man’s wife had called earlier in the evening complaining that her husband had left the home in a vehicle after drinking. The woman allegedly admitted that she threatened to get a gun when the man pushed her, though she claimed she had no idea where the guns were in the home.

A man on Sleepy Hollow Road reported that his chainsaw had been stolen from beneath his camper earlier in the day. It was the second such theft at the residence in the past month. It was unknown whether or not the Headless Horseman might have been involved in the happenings at the spookily-named address.

Someone on River Drive in Hungry Horse reported that 13 guns had been stolen sometime in the past year.

A deputy found that everything was OK, but that no one had been detained after someone on Montana 35 said they had apprehended a woman who appeared to be breaking into an apartment outside of Kalispell.

A woman on Silver Leaf Drive reported her daughter had just gotten out of jail and had allegedly brought a needle and scale into the home. The mother found the items and a bloody napkin and was worried her daughter might get in trouble for violating terms of her release from jail.

Whitefish Police notified the owner of what one person had called “the prettiest golden retriever ever” that their runaway pooch had been sent to the county’s doggie detention center without incident. The owner was told how the family could be reunited with its pet.

An officer was unable to track down a man who was caught urinating in public.

Someone reported that his or her rifle had been stolen from a truck, possibly when it was parked at a school.

A black bear mother and cub were spotted on Wedgewood Lane by a newspaper delivery person. A fish and game officer found where the duo might have gotten into some trash, but the bears were long gone by the time an officer arrived.

Columbia Falls Police noted that two women walked up to emergency workers hoping to get help because they were locked out of their home. The pair figured out how to break in through the back window and did not need more assistance.

Kalispell Police responded to South Main Street where a vandal had apparently taken it upon themselves to carve an ugly word into a pumpkin. The word rhymed with “witch” and was not appreciated by the gourd’s owner. The culprit apparently did not have the power of invisibility in his or her holiday skill set, as the entire incident was caught on video.

Four boys fessed up and paid for their drinks after someone on U.S. 2 reported they had tried to steal soda by sneakily putting them in water cups.

A woman was told that she could not come back to a hotel after she allegedly kept harassing a guest who had a blue heeler. The woman claimed the blue heeler was hers and had been missing for six months. A dispatcher noted the dispute over the dog had been ongoing for months.

Extra patrol was slated for Treeline Drive after a thief made off with three hunting blinds and two duck blinds in the night, worth a total of $6,000.

Two male transients and one female transient were asked to leave a restaurant where they were all allegedly offering to perform sexual favors to customers. The advances were not welcomed by customers.