What did one nut say to the other as he was chasing him?

“I’m a cashew.”

— Heidi and Beverly Mullican, Coeur d’Alene

We’re on a nut joke roll, so here’s a bonus groaner:

Two peanuts went into a bad neighborhood. One was assaulted.

— Bill Manning

Keep them coming!

Send us your best bad, corny, punny jokes and let’s groan together.

Let’s keep it clean. Let’s not be mean, and have a few silly laughs.

Email your ghastly groaners. with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com