A game warden stopped a man who was shooting seagulls and told him it was not legal. The man said he needed them to feed his family.

The warden asked, “What do seagulls taste like?”

The man said, “Like a bald eagle or a spotted owl.”

— E. McEnroe,

Coeur d’Alene

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