Two elderly ladies were going shopping together.

As they drove, they came to a red light but the car kept going.

The passenger looked behind them and said to herself, “I could have sworn that light was red.”

They continued and came to a second red light and the car kept going.

The passenger again looked behind them and said to herself, “I know that light was red.”

They kept going to a third light, and again, the car went through.

The passenger turned to the driver and said, “Mabel, that light was red. You’ve gone through three red lights!”

Mabel said: “Oh! Am I driving?”

- Mrs. Joey Grunden

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