I submitted nearly a dozen really corny puns to The Press, hoping that at least one would be considered worthy of printing in the Groaner feature.

Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

— Bill Manning

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Thanks for all your jokes! Keep sending them.

Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ‘em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners. with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com