I took the shell off my racing snail to make him faster. But now he is more sluggish.

— A friend

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Thanks for all your jokes! Keep sending them.

Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ‘em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners. with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com