A man and his wife, both corporate executives, decided they wanted to leave the city to live a simpler life. They bought a farm in the country and decided to raise chickens. After a short time, they returned to the city frustrated and complaining that chicken farming was not for them.

When asked what went wrong, the couple answered, “We must have planted them too deep.”

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