For our groaner groupies, we have a holiday treat.

We’re yukking it up with a few of your best jolly jests.

What do you call people who aren’t sure they believe in Christmas?

Eggnogstic.

— Devin Weeks (our very own), Coeur d’Alene

One night, a Viking named Rudolf the Red was looking out the window, when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” He replied, “Because Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear.”

— Rhonda Covelli, Post Falls

What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas? A rebel without a Claus.

— Joy Sellers

What did Santa say about the Christmas forecast?

It will turn out all white.

— Heidi and Beverly Mullican, Coeur d’Alene

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Thanks for all your jokes! Keep sending them.

Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.