A 3-year-old boy sits down near a pregnant woman.

“Why do you look so fat?” the boy asks.

“I have a baby inside me,” says the woman.

“Is it a good baby?” asks the boy.

“Yes, it is a very good baby,” the woman answers.

“Then why did you eat it?” the boy asks.

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!