With the Sandpoint Renaissance Faire coming up, I sat down recently with Queen Elizabeth Tudor, who is planning a visit. She graciously answered all of my questions, including a few that might have earned me a front-row seat to a burning stake if we were in her domain.

I began safely, asking her why she was visiting Sandpoint.

“Dost one need such as an occasion to enjoy sweet sounds of Menstrua’s dancing amongst each harmony?” Her voice was strong and sharp. “Or to taste the feast of England? Wouldst I not enjoy theater as so entertaining as the Queens Players or to what delight they bring?

I decided to push. “I hear you enjoy outdoor festivals like ours, filled with music, dancing, food and entertaining vendors. Kind of like a small version of Woodstock. I hear you were there. How was it?”

“My Woodstock experience differed from the more popular New World location. I was under house arrest, waiting for my time as queen. Now that I rule England, I am free to travel and enjoy venues such as Sandpoint.”

We’re glad to have a queen visit, of course. Having none of our own, Queen Elizabeth will preside over our grand tourney. There, mounted knights in full plate armor will charge and tilt at each other, shattering great lances and hurling insults. Sometimes the fight is continued on foot with swords and axes.

Heavy combat will be held in several levels; from the youth favorite ‘boffering’ to the occasional invitation to the Society for Creative Anachronism’s armored foot combat. The hew and cry will be audible throughout the faire.

The SCA will also be on hand to discuss the realities of living in medieval times. They’ll demonstrate arts and crafts from the period, and generally share their happy, hardworking lifestyle.

It’s sure that the weather will be warm, so the crowd favorite lemonade stand will be back to cool and slake our thirst. For those who like a bit stronger drink, the Vietnam veterans will be out in force with kegs and bottles.

New this year for the faire is the Wild Hearts Equestrian Drill Team. A full baker’s dozen, these young ladies are skilled riders. Their formation rides are both impressive and thoroughly entertaining. They’ll perform in costume, which adds just that much more allure.

KD Steampunk will be there, along with the Thistle Cottage and the Enchanted Face Painter. Our shopping opportunities have grown since last year — come and check them out!

Weezil is bringing his Plunder Palace, selling everything from costume elements to chainmail shirts. He’ll also host an axe throwing venue.

We are still looking for volunteers and cast members; please contact us through the Sandpoint Renaissance Faire Facebook page if you’d like to participate!

This year’s faire will be held Saturday, Sept. 1, and Sunday, Sept. 2, at the Wild Hearts Arena, 784 Shingle Mill Road. General admission is $10 for adults, $5 for children. Parking is free. The castle gate will open at 10 a.m. and close at 6 p.m., with jousts at 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. We hope you’ll join us for one of the most fun events of the year!