The kindergarten teacher asked his students to draw the Nativity Scene as part of a class project.

The teacher thought they were great, especially little Maureen’s.

But the teacher asked for an explanation.

“I see Mary, Joseph, the animals, wise men, shepherds and the baby, Jesus. But who,” said the teacher, “is this little circle figure in the corner?”

Maureen said proudly, “That’s Round John Virgin!”

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