A beer drinker is sitting at the bar next to a man and his wife. Suddenly, he emits a belch so loud it rattles the windows.

“How dare you? What do you mean, belching before my wife?!” demands the man.

“Pardon me,” says the beer drinker, getting down from his bar stool.

“I had no idea it was the lady’s turn.”

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.