Two cannibals were standing around the cook pot talking.

One of the cannibals said, “My wife makes the best soup I have ever tasted.

“I am going to miss her.”

— Jim Crowe

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.