Have you heard the one about the mushroom who sat down at the bar of a local pub?

The bartender told him they don’t serve mushrooms at the bar.

The mushroom replied, “Why not? I’m a fungi.”

— Teresa Kosel

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.