What do you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?

Decaffeinated.

— Hal Thompson, Worley

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.