I noticed my neighbor kept leaving his house with his clothes covered in fuzz.

So, I gave him a spare basket from my clothes dryer.

When he thanked me, he asked how I could do without it, and I told him ‘No problem, I gave it up for lint.’

— John Austin, Rose Lake

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