Knock. Knock.

Who’s there?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Armageddon tired of this door being locked every day when I get home.

— David Randel, Coeur d’Alene

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.