What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.

— Sally Kuchik

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.