Do you think that a hamburger can marry a hot dog? Only after a FRANK discussion, to get their BEEF out, so they can RELISH their moments together, and later KETCHUP on good times.

— Mr. Hot dog Head aka Keith Ekness

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ‘em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.