A man runs in to a bar and tells the bartender to quickly pour him a shot of whiskey.

After the man chugs the drink, he asks for two more in quick succession.

After the third drink, the bartender says, “Slow down.”

The man says, “You would drink this fast if you had what I have.”

“What’s that?” the bartender asks.

The mans says, “Fifty cents.”

— Ken and Lorelei Siwierka

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