Did you hear about the two cannibals in the jungle that were brothers and had not seen each other for 10 years?

Sam, the older cannibal, weighed 300 pounds, and Joe, the younger brother, weighed 80 pounds.

Fat Sam said, “You look terrible; what do you eat?”

Skinny Joe answered, “I eat missionaries!”

Fat Sam answered, “That’s what I eat every day. What do your missionaries look like?”

Joe answered, “Well, they have a long brown robe, and they have a bald head with a fringe of hair around their head above their ears.”

Fat Sam replied, “That’s what mine look like. How do you cook yours?”

“I boil them,” answered Joe.

Sam quickly answered, “That’s the problem Joe, you’re boiling a friar!”

— Park Kriner,

Coeur d’Alene

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