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Today's ghastly groaner

Coeur d'Alene Press | UPDATED 7 years, 11 months AGO
| January 25, 2018 12:00 AM

I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman.

“Ms. Lee?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “That’s not possible, my dog doesn’t have a bike.”

— Becky Lee

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