What is the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other requires an oinkment.

­— Joyce Iiams,

Post Falls

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.