Today's ghastly groaner

Today, groaner groupies, we have a collection of funnies, jokes, quips, yuks with a common theme.

What do you call a prehistoric reptile with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus.

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll.

I just bought a thesaurus and when I looked, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how disappointed I am.

Peter Mark Roget, the creator of the thesaurus, died in 1869. He is fondly remembered, commemorated, memorialized, recalled, thought of, and brought to mind.

— Bill Manning

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