Two snails mug a clam. The police are called and ask for a description of the robbers.

“I dont have one,” said the clam. “It all happened so fast.”

— Bob Bidon, Coeur d’Alene

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.