Late one night, a preacher was driving on a country road and had a wreck. A farmer stopped and said, “Sir, are you OK?”

The preacher said, “Yes, I had the Lord riding with me.”

The farmer said, “Well, you better let him ride with me, because you’re gonna kill him.”

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