A proud new father sits down with his own dad for a celebratory drink.

His father says, “Son, now you’ve got a child of your own, I think it’s time you had this.”

And with that, he pulls out a book called, “1001 Dad Jokes.”

The son says, “Dad, I’m honored,” as tears well up in his eyes.

His father says, “Hi Honored. I’m Dad.”

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!