Today's ghastly groaner
Coeur d'Alene Press | UPDATED 8 years, 5 months AGO
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June 4, 2018 1:00 AM
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril.
He mumbles, “Doc, I’m just not feeling well.”
The doctor replies, “Maybe you’re not eating right.”
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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, [email protected].
Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!