Johnny, the rottenest kid in the world, got sent to confession at church. The priest looked out the little window in the confessional and groaned.

“Johnny, have you committed murder this week?”

“No, Father.”

“Then you may go.”

Johnny walked out of the confessional and yelled at the top of his lungs, “everyone can go home. They’re only taking murder cases this week.”

— Jim Mowreader

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