Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

— Parker Woodall,

Coeur d’Alene

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

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