Did you hear about the cannibals who ate the missionary? It was their first taste of religion.

— Joe Foti, Hayden

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

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