An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, Norwegian, Dutchman, Dane, Italian, Hungarian, Russian, Indian, Australian, American, Phillipino and Malayan walk into a bar.

The doorman says: “I’m sorry lads, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean. Thanks!