Today's ghastly groaner
Coeur d'Alene Press | UPDATED 6 years, 2 months AGO
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November 25, 2018 12:00 AM
The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.
“The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”
“What’s the good news?”
“Your cholesterol is 130.”
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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com. Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.
