A man is checking his luggage at an airline counter.

“I’d like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London,” he tells the rep.

The rep says, “I’m sorry sir. We can’t do that.”

The man replies, “Nonsense. That is what you did last time I flew with you.”

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