Why won’t the jack-o-lantern cross the road?

It has no guts.

— Submitted by LL.

Editor’s note: The skeleton has the same problem, which is why whenever the skeleton goes into a bar, he always orders a beer and a mop.

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Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.