So this guy opens his refrigerator to get a beer, and there sits a rabbit.

“Rabbit, what the heck are you doing in my refrigerator?” asks the man.

To which the rabbit replies, “Well, this is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?”

“Well, yes,” says the man.

“Well, I’m westing!”

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.