A man goes to the hospital for a check-up because he has some medical problems. The doctor tells him that he doesn’t know exactly what the problem is and they need to do more tests. After weeks of tests, the doctor tells the man that he has some good news and some bad news.

“You have a new and incurable disease,” says the doctor.

“And what’s the good news?” asks the man.

The doctor says, “We’re going to name it after you.”

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