Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ether.

Ether who?

Ether Bunny.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Stella.

Stella who?

Stella Nother Ether Bunny

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Consumption

Consumption who?

Consumption be done about all these Ether Bunnies?

— Submitted by Trudy Shrigley

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