A man in Omaha went to the doctor because of insomnia.

He explained that ever since he had a heart transplant in San Francisco, he couldn't get that Tony Bennett song out of his head!

— Bob Ridout, Coeur d'Alene

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Send your groaners to Devin Weeks, dweeks@cdapress.com. Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.