Johnny’s daddy decides to read some bedtime stories to little Johnny to help the boy fall asleep.

A half-hour after the bedtime stories begin, mommy quietly opens the door to little Johnny’s room and asks: “Is he asleep?”

Little Johnny answers: “Yes, finally.”

— Submitted by

Clair Russell

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