Today's ghastly groaner

A man takes his dog to the veterinarian.

The vet asks, “What is the problem?”

“Last night the dog took a bite of my pillow,” the man says.

“Now he is feeling a little down.”

— Submitted by

Mike Kennedy, Athol

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