A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.

— Submitted by Marcie Robertson

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.