Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking whiskey, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other “professor,” and generally attracting a lot of attention.

When asked why they were having such a celebration, they proudly said they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months to complete.

“Two months?!” cried the bartender. “That’s ridiculous. It shouldn’t take that long!”

“Oh, yeah?” said one drunk. “The box said 2-4 years!”

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.