Press Pigskin Prognosticators

League aims to complete Hail Anne pass

By MIKE PATRICK

PPP Commissioner

OK, so she’s a bit undersized.

Maybe she runs the 40 in a little over 4.3 seconds.

When she tackles there are giggles, not gasps and groans.

But some team will soon get a whole lot better because of one of the best free agents to ever hit the local market.

Her name is Anne Hagman, and at the top of her resume’ is this thunderbolt: 2019 Press All-Star Pigskin Prognosticator.

Oh, but there’s more.

For a decade and a half Anne has been in the credit union biz, most recently with Idaho Central Credit Union, an outstanding company voted the best place in Idaho to work. But she’s hungry for a new adventure, so The League is heartily endorsing her as a potential free agent acquisition. And The League is not alone.

The other 10 pigskin pickers clearly adore Anne, as do the crowds when the team takes the field every week. If you’ve got a great gig that you believe might be a fine fit for Anne or you think you might know of one, you can contact her via LinkedIn. The Commissioner can also pass along messages: [email protected]

And you thought this prognostication stuff was about football?

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Out on the field, here are the standings after seven weeks. Just for fun, we’re listing them in order of the players’ nonprofits, not the prognosticators themselves. For that you’re just gonna have to go to today’s Sports section and dig a little deeper.

STANDINGS

1. Post Falls Food Bank

2. Safe Passage

3. Community Library Network (tie)

3. Open Arms Real Choices Clinic (tie)

4. Children’s Village

5. Newby-ginnings

6. North Idaho STEM Charter

7. St. Vincent de Paul (tie)

7. Tesh, Inc. (tie)

8. Heritage Health

9. Jeff Hinz Fund