A truck loaded with 40,000 pounds of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed on a busy expressway.

According to the local newspaper, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, boggled, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed and perplexed.

— Coeur d'Alene Press’s own Jim Mowreader

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