Someone told the Flathead County Sheriff’s Office his neighbor’s girlfriend stops by every night at 9 p.m. to tap on his window and blow smoke through the window. He said the nighttime visitor “is a tweeker.” An officer investigated but he said he couldn’t find anyone outside, even though the caller insisted the window-knocking woman was still “outside of his trailer with a weed-eater.”

Someone jumped out of a vehicle and took off on foot. A licensed driver apparently came to collect his vehicle.

Someone who said he had previously been the victim of theft found a semi-truck radiator in his living room when he got to his apartment, even though he said he had locked his door before he left.

A woman said her ex-roommate showed up at her apartment and spit on her. Then she said the ex-roommate’s friends invaded the apartment and she could hear them laughing. Eventually, however, they left and she told a dispatcher she was “satisfied.”

Someone called the FCSO for medical assistance and then was apparently “upset that law enforcement showed up.”

A person who lives on a private road was concerned because a vehicle showed up and sat there with its lights on and the homeowner wasn’t expecting any visitors. But then the vehicle left.

A Kalispell resident complained about construction going late into the night and starting early in the morning. She was advised there is no existing county noise ordinance, so she should talk to her homeowners association. She was reportedly “not happy at the end of the call as she pays taxes.”

An accidental 911 caller was apparently “relatively forthcoming” with the dispatcher, but she was “not keen on giving [her] address.”

Another person accidentally called law enforcement because of a “wet phone.”

Someone complained about a driver “going well over the speed limit.” The caller said the speedy driver was going 65 to 70 miles per hour in a 55-mile-per-hour zone.

A Kalispell resident reported a package was stolen out of a mailbox.

Someone thought a road grader was stuck on a road since it was running but there was no one around it. The person who saw it said he thought it belonged to an “old boy” who might have left it and walked home.

A driver said she saw a teenaged passenger dump garbage on the side of the road. The concerned citizen tried to approach the vehicle but it drove off. The Sheriff’s Office advised the caller to call back if she saw the vehicle again.

A man bought a car from a car dealer and then had problems with the car. He said the car dealership employees “were bullying him” and he told them he was “well within the lemon law.”