A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats, right behind their team's bench. After the game he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh I really liked it," she replied. "But I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, the boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin. One team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback.' I'm like, hellooooo it's only 25 cents."

— Al Underwood, Coeur d'Alene

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